Classic TV: November 2007 Archives

Marie Osmond and Jonathan Roberts on ABC's DANCING WITH THE STARSDon't kid yourself, generation X (or Y, or Z, I've lost track) -- you got nothin' on us '70s survivors!

I mean, I love Mel B and I think she is a terrific dancer with a terrifically charming accent (anyone who can make Max smile has gotta be nice), but please, Spice Girls fans, sit down before you hurt yourselves.

Marie Osmond has got chops! She used to skate on ice -- down ramps -- while singing harmony for heaven's sake! How can you compete with that? More importantly, how can you fight the voting force that is the extended Osmond family and all the Donny and Marie fans (myself included, as if you didn't already know) out there? Snaps to Donny for being in the audience every show!

Today's fans just don't have sticking power like we do. Look what happened to the incredibly talented and cheetalicious Sabrina Bryan (how did she get sent home and not Cameron?). I'm afraid her fans had school the next day and couldn't stay up to vote for her. Waahh!

This is one of my all time favorite shows. Tom Bergeron the best EVAR live show host, Samantha Harris has amazing hair and dresses (I never looked like that after I gave birth!) and it is so much fun to watch celebs dance off weight. Forget Jenny Craig -- Kirstie Alley and Valerie Bertenelli should run, not walk to ABC and sign up for Dancing with the Stars!

The only time it got really sad, was when Sabrina Bryan got the hook, prematurely. But usually it's all for good fun and healthy competition. And she did pick up a boyfriend (her dancing partner Mark Ballas).

And this season has had its share of real drama -- fainting, food poisoning, deaths -- and the contestants just keep on dancing. Wow.

The winner's prize is only a mirror ball trophy. But everyone wins because they all get great PR, a chance to relaunch their careers, and they learn to dance. My favorite judge is Bruno -- I love it when he gives a 10 and pumps his arm in the air! My two favorite profesh dancers are the Huff sis and bro team, Julianne and Derek. I could watch those two dance all night long! Jenny Garth, Mel B, and of course Marie Osmond have been my favs this time around. Unfortunately, Jenny went home last week and didn't make it into the finals. I thought she was way better than the race car drivier Helio, but hey, that's show biz kids.

Marie and Jonathan were the first couple to be saved for the finals! I'm so excited to see them dance in the finals. Now that's entertainment!


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