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Mister Splashy Pants -- THE MUSICAL!

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Greenpeace Save the WhalesSo, at this point I think the whole Internet has written about the Greenpeace "Mr. Splashy Pants" phenomenon.

Quick summary: Greenpeace started a "name the whale" poll: They included a list of glorious whale names, including the usual list of suspects and Hawaiian Sea Gods:

Aiko, Mira, Kaimana, Aurora, Shanti, Amal, Manami, Malaya, Sedna, Talei, Veikko, Cian, Anahi Echo, Paikea, Kigai, Yarrindi, Babu, Moya, Suzuki, Bumi, Gana, Nurani, Madiba

They also included the name "Mr. Splashy Pants".

Guess who the Web voted for? Yep, we can't elect a President, but boy -- we can name a whale "Mr. Splashy Pants" in two seconds flat.

Here are the current voting stats:

Mr. Splashy Pants Voting Stats -- Greenpeace





























So, here's my contribution to the Mister Splashy Pants phenomenon -- Mr. Splashy Pants: THE MUSICAL! Here's the opening:

(Sung to the tune of "Fly Me To the Moon")

Mister Splashy Pants,
You need a name to call your own,
Humphrey, Libertad, Kaimana,   Shanti or Jerome,
In other words,
Who you are,
'Cause babycakes,
You're a star!

or

(Sung to the tune of "There's Nothing Like a Dame")

There ain't nothin' like a whale,
Nothing in the world,
Not a ferret, nor a quail,
No, there's nothing quite like a whale.

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