Elf Ears

I saw all the LOTR movies, but must confess (horror of horrors) I am not a huge, huge fan like my husband and daughters.


I always thought "Elvish" was what you spoke when you talked like Elvis Presley...

But I just read in the Globe and Mail today (Can a hobbit save Hogtown? by Guy Dixon,Globe and Mail Thursday March 17, 2005) that as a proud citizen of Ontario I'm helping throw $3 million into the LOTR musical!

Woohoo I'm a producer -- Sardi's here I come! No more rented tux! Given that kind of commitment towards a $27 million project, well, I sit up and take notice. So, do you thnk they could trim a little fat off the budget by just adapting some existing material for this project?

Maybe Smeagle could sing this to Gollom ?(from Kiss Me Kate)

"Why Can't You Behave"

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Maybe Frodo could sing this to Sam in a touching moment of hobbit-bonding?

"Hobbits, hobbits who need hobbits are the luckiest hobbits in the world..."

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Or what about:

"Bye Bye Bilbo?"

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"Hair?"

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"Second Breakfast At Tiffany's?" I know this failed as a musical but why not give it a second chance.

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And to borrow from the Fats Waller musical, Ain't Misbehavin': "Your Feets Too Big"

Hey, I'm just getting started...


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